Phoebe Buffay - Smelly Cat

[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]wat [A]r they [Em]feeding u?
[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]its [A]not ur [Em]Fault

They [Em]won't take u [A]to the vet
u r [D]obviously [A]not their [Em]favorite pet
u [Em]may not be a bed of [A]roses
And your [D]no friend to [A]those with [Em]noses

I'll [Em]miss you before [A]we're done
Or the [D]world will [A]smell as [Em]one

[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]wat [A]r they [Em]feeding u?
[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]its [A]not ur [Em]Fault

Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?

[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]wat [A]r they [Em]feeding u?
[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]You're [A]getting [Em]fat

One, two, what's that smell?

All the [Em]dogs in the [A]neighborhood
Are [D]saying [A]this for [Em]your own good
What, [Em]you're fat, so [A]you can't run
[D]No fun, [A]I bet, [Em]No fun

[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]wat [A]r they [Em]feeding u?
[Em]Smelly cat, [A]smelly cat, [D]its [A]not ur [Em]Fault (3x)

We [Em]know what was [A]in your food
They [D]say it [A]might [Em]affect your mood

You [D]smell like [A]something [E]dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?
Yeah, that's not the song